★ Portfolio of a Legend ★

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Professional surfer, part-time diva, full-time rainbow. Serving looks from shore to shore since forever. 💖

psst… tap him for sparkles ✨

SLAY🌈SERVE💅SURF✨SPARKLE💖SOAK🦄

WETSUIT COUTURE✦MAIN CHARACTER✦SALT & GLITTER✦ZERO CHILL✦

THE MANY MOODS

One Icon. Four Moods.

Same wetsuit. Same squint. Entirely different energy. Hover (or tap) for a colorway change.

FIT CHECK

Tap the sparkles to see what he's wearing — and why it matters.

SPECIAL SKILLS

Certified by absolutely no one, recognized by everyone.

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Rides waves like a runway. Every wipeout is a dramatic dip.

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Full-length black neoprene, styled with mud-chic foam clogs.

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The head tilt. The squint. The serve. Unmatched.

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Walks onto a beach and it becomes a music video.

★★★★★ REVIEWS

Unpaid, unfiltered, and entirely from the coastline.

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The Ocean★★★★★
“He fell into me fourteen times. Every single one was a moment.”
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A Seagull★★★★★
“Tried to steal his chips. Got distracted by the aura. No regrets.”
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The Wetsuit★★★★★
“I have never been worn with this much confidence. Or this much sand.”
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The Foam Clogs★★★★★
“Mud on us? That's called texture, darling.”
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The Sun★★★★★
“I set every evening just to get a better angle on him.”
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The Surfboard★★★★★
“Honestly? Mostly just carried around. Still the best summer of my life.”

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Photo shoots, beach parades, glitter emergencies — he's available. 💌

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